We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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