I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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