Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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