Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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