Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
When are your genitals available?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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