Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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