what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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