This is not my ceiling
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
