she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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