me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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