I cannot find my penis.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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