I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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