I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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