Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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