I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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