If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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