I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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