Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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