Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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