Don't make out with my wife yet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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