Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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