I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
