god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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