we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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