I think I am morally bankrupt
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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