he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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