Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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