My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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