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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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