found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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