Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My liver just had a heart attack.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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