He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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