benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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