she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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