Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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