That's intense
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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