Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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