I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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