do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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