I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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