it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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