Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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