He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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