If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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