it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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