why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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