Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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