i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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