We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I currently don't understand fingers.
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