just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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