He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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