Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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