Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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