i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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