I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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