And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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