it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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