yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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